six feet under family truckster

hearses. not sure if you know this but i am huge on hearses. i wanted it to be my first car but when my parents obviously said "HELL NO", i decided i'll wait a few years...but i will still get one in the future.

and now, starting with the horse drawn hearse from 1906. check out that woodwork.

next, on to the first auto-hearse. from 1916, here is one of the most beautiful cars i've ever seen.

this next beauty comes from 1927, notice the side door, which was an unusual characteristic for a hearse. this was a "side serving casket table", and the coffin would swivel through the side into the back. it actually didn't even have back doors. classy ain't she?
next, on to the town car hearse from 1933. this one's seriously gangster.
buick limousine hearse from 1937.
model A hearse. back with the wood carvings! so sick. from the year 1939 i bring you...
here's where it gets good! the custom 1941 gothic hearse. effff yeaaaaah! you'd rule the world with one of these babies.
the henny packard flower car. 1948. the flowers go on top, and the casket slides out the bottom from the back.
eureka-cadillac 3 way landeau hearse. god i love the 50's. 1954 specifically.
superior-cadillac royale coupe de fleur. this one's my second favorite...here come the fins... also note the fact that this isn't even black! if i saw this driving down the road the fact that there's probably a dead body in there wouldn't even cross my mind.
okay, HERE SHE COMES. my FAVORITE year for cars, 1959!! fins were a 50's thing, and 59 was like the "last hurrah" for fins, so they made them bigger, better, and wilder. then by the 60's they were out :( bummer. hurray for fins! this one's a superior cadillac crown-royale. AH

that's all folks. thanks for looking. hope you enjoyed my lesson on hearses. someday i will own one. besides the '59 royale, i'll also take a '63 cadillac hearse. if you're my friend you'll remember that i have a matchbox toy car that's a 63 displayed in my room. hahaha!

terminal preppie

getting ready for this << GOD DAMMIT MY FUCKING TEXT KEEPS BEING REPLACED WITH HTML! nevermind everything i keep trying to say. haha just enjoy these fucking pictures while i get ready.



god i hope i can be like these ladies when i get old. still sassy in their probable sixties or seventies.

g'night, happy monday.

happy to be wrecked

check out the picture in the title. the one with the chick that looks like she got t-boned by a giant metal bar. I found this on a really rad site called jesuisunebandedejeunes. put the "www." at the front and the ".com" at the end and you got yourself a good time. I found that picture of that chick here a few years back and, if you know me, you'll remember that that picture used to be my myspace background like sophomore year in high school haha. I spent hours today after i made this blog trying to find this damn picture in their archives, and finally, i have found it! she's a beaut' aint she?
anyways, the site www.jesuisunebandedejeunes.com is a site where random photographers combine their talents into a grand website where you can find everything from dead dogs on the side of the road to a bunch of dudes in a bathtub, and don't even think i'm gunna leave out the multiple boobies you can find there. this is a rad site, and i get a lot of inspiration from it. check it out!

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here's my first blog. welcome. well, this is called THE BRUISE BLOG so i suppose i should post some pictures of some pretty good bruises. theres nothin' cooler than looking like your boyfriend beats you. bruises are like a shirt that says "i have a good time doing whatever i do and i don't give a fuck what happens". so, i guess this blog is just a blog to post random stuff that might be fun to look at, with some mighty lookin scars and bruises thrown in the mix somewhere.

this first picture was one of my bruises i recieved surfing yesterday at doheny. (what? how could you get a bruise there when the waves are like one foot and harmless?) well, idiot that i am, hit myself on my board after i went left and the wave closed out on me, and i made an attempt to catch my board before it flew into the rocks ahead (i don't have a leash). ill post more as they come to me.